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BUYING BALLS OFF THE DARK WEB AT 5AM, GONE WRONG (I DIDN'T GET ANY BASEBALLS?!?!?!?) (NOT CLICKBAIT)
I TALKED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 1 YEAR IN THIS COMMUNITY AT 3 AM (THERE WERE NO BODIES LEFT)
I BOUGHT PISS AT 3 AM (PISS BECAME HORNY) (GONE WRONG) ( ALMOST DIED)
TOOK PICS OF MY CRUSH WHEN SHE WAS SHOWERING AT 3 AM(PRANK GONE WRONG)(PICS CAN BE BOUGHT FOR 99.99 DOLLARS EACH)
Popcap trying not to hide the ode to Joy Easter egg in Peggle for the millionth time *IMPOSSIBLE*