Yapping in THE EGGMAN EMPIRE

I HATE THAT FUCKING HEDGEHOG
Did you know there are a ton of Medical Benefits to being disintegrated via Robots?
Some fuckers asked if I wanted to vape with them at their place. Do I honestly look like the type to smoke Nicotine??? I only smoke like weed, and even then, I do it like once a month every other month. Don’t vape guys.
I ran out of hoodies that fit me so I wore on that was a bit to big. It slightly hung off my shoulders. I was told I looked like a twink. Is this a good thing?
draft post but before I forget again dumbass theory time
eggman is basically the fastest being alive
okay hear me out