All Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

LMFAOOO

Diaoh: Having two *partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.

Diamond: It’s my turn to cuddle DiDe.

Diaoh: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!

*platonic

Diamond: Comparing Diaoh and A fucking demon is like comparing apples and oranges.

Diaoh: We’re both unique in our own ways?

Diamond: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated.

A fucking demon: Which one of us is the orange?

Too much text to write sadly but this is peak comedy

DiDe: Diaoh always accuses me of having a favourite but that’s not true.

DiDe: I love Diamond and all the not-Diamonds equally.

Diaoh: You literally just said my name and then you forget it?

Diamond: Hello not-Diamond!

Diaoh: Fuck you

DiDe: HE-

Anyways, back to creating random scenarios from an app and my head :)

DiDe is like the mother figure of all my ocs

Diaoh is also a monther figure but they got some bad trauma and dont like people

Diamonds about as innocent and childish as it gets

DevilsDaughter (my elementary oc) is a fucking demon but nobody gives a fuck

*Diamond and DiDe texting*

Diamond: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.

DiDe: Isn't Diaoh there?

Diamond: Yes but I like you more.

ᵐʸ ʸᵒᵘⁿᵍᵉʳ ᵒᶜ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ ⁿᵒʷ ᵐᵒʳᵉ

Diamond: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul!

DiDe: Why is Diaoh's a monster?

Diaoh: Diamond, you forgot DiDe's! Its only an empty space!

Diamond, proudly: Exactly.

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Im making funny senarios based off of what I used to call myself(my oc) in Middle school

In 6th grade I went by Diamond...

(dont ask)

In 7th I was Diao (changed it to Diaoh soon after)

And in 8th grade I was still Diaoh

And now I’m DiDe!