All Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

My stomach has not stopped hurting since I woke up, probably cause Iβm nervous but still. Come on stupid digestive system, its the first day for god sakes!!
That was a weirdass thought I just had...
I dont like that thought anymore
Anyways Iβd like to petition to add the category βstupid shitβ into my community thoughts?
Also can be called βshitpostsβ if better preferred
Has anyone ever thought that whenever people say βI swear to fucking god,β that they actually swear to ..*ahem* FUCKING god...
Hey, just a thought!
βππ€
I swear to FUCKING GOD if I get homework the FIRST DAY...
IMMA PUNCH THE SHIT OUTTA SOMEONE
How to be chill, no stress??
Guess whos fun time has now been thrown out the window?

@cjdreads bruh what first fuzz than me