All Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

I think I might regret eating all that curry...

My stomach has not stopped hurting since I woke up, probably cause I’m nervous but still. Come on stupid digestive system, its the first day for god sakes!!

Anyways, food time

That was a weirdass thought I just had...

I dont like that thought anymore

Anyways I’d like to petition to add the category “stupid shit“ into my community thoughts?

Also can be called “shitposts“ if better preferred

Has anyone ever thought that whenever people say “I swear to fucking god,“ that they actually swear to ..*ahem* FUCKING god...

Hey, just a thought!

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I swear to FUCKING GOD if I get homework the FIRST DAY...

IMMA PUNCH THE SHIT OUTTA SOMEONE

How to be chill, no stress??

Me.

...its 6 am

Guess whos fun time has now been thrown out the window?