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For anyone asking:

I have a fear of small spaces and a fear of large ones too. Mostly square rectangle places. Having nooks and crannies are fine.

Don’t ask me why, I’ve had it since I was a child

Nvm.

I ain’t going in that food hall.

Too crowded.

Gremnin

“Who pooped in here?”

Me, who has very bad digestion problems and hasn’t been able to go in what feels like 10 years:

👁️ 👄 👁️

FOOD TIME

*PROCEEDS TO SCREAM FOOD TO THE THEME OF FE!N*

Should I make quizzes on things you want me too?

Made a blooket account :)

Influencer mode: Deactivated

Ran out of my medicated chapstick (sucks for my dry/bleedy ass lips) so I now gotta use my chapstick I got for Christmas last year! Smells REALLY good, and I have not used it once! My lips are still chapped af and I’m straight up refusing to use it! 😀

Influencer mode: Activated