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Imma go look up “how to not be hurt” into google and see what it says

I have on like 3 layers of shirts and pants and I’m STILL cold. WHYYYYYY

It’s 5 am right now, and I am FREEZING.

TEXAS HOW TF DO YOU EVEN GET THIS COLD?!?!!

Hey everybody! I just wanted to let you all know that there will be a video that I am premiering a video on YouTube on Saturday!

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Baiiii ✨✨✨🥺🫶

The internets gonna kick me out so signing off

Back to suffering

✨Math Edition✨

Smart, I know 😌✨

I have my bass clarinet assembled, but I’m not getting out a read because I’m not trying to get my sickies on that thing and then get sick again when I’m better

But I’m all seriousness, I have a really bad headache, I have no voice, SUPER tired out of nowhere when I feel fine (I slept 5 hours last night so it might be that), and my stomach is hurting like crazy, AGAIN.

I’m dying here.