All Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

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I tried to pet my kitty and SHE ROLLED OFF MY BED ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Welp, gotta get ready for school I guess, idk what the hell imma wear to not freeze but oh well
Fuck that we all know that ain’t happening. I can’t get sick for the life of me! ðŸ˜
Maybe if I go to school, and they send me home sick, it’ll be fine…
Im tired and I feel sick but I can’t be absent or they yell at me ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
I don’t wanna go to schooooolll ðŸ˜ðŸ˜

El garo es feliz
The cat is happy
I don’t want to get out of my bed at all, it’s too cold out there ðŸ˜
It’s so cold, I had a dream that it was raining slush in texas
That’s cold as shit! WTF?!?