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Im texting my dad, I hate this thing. I need it to STFU AND LET ME SLEEP. I ALREADY HAD A NIGHTMARE I DONT NEED THIS SHIT TOO

It’s so loud and scary bro can I just take the batteries out of that bitch? This took so long to write cause IT KEEPS. FUCKING. BEEPING.

Help me plz

And if y’all are like β€œit’s just beeping it’s not that bad.”

I AM LITERALLY TERRIFIED OF FIRE ALARMS. EVEN IF ITS A TINY ASS PEEP. THEY SCARE ME SOOOO BADLY

He wakes up soon I think so maybe I can ask him for help or to grab some batteries for this damn thing or smth…

I could also just wake up my mom 4 hours before her wake up hours lmao

It decides to FUCKING DIE AND PIERCE THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND MY CATS EARS.

When fire alarms die, they do a really fuckung loud high pitched beep or some shit and it HURTS.

I hate it, Dani hated it to and I can’t do shit till my dad wakes up for work 😭

It’s 5 fucking am and guess what this piece of shit decides to do

And by piece of shit I mean the fire alarm

I just now found out there was a fire alarm in my room

https://youtu.be/X6BtcT-wN_o?si=aBghZNOMF7E1lTYH
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Let's wish my friend @anna_giffen2009 a happy birthday peeps!!!

Okay, what is with c.ai deleting characters >:( I need some info pls