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Im texting my dad, I hate this thing. I need it to STFU AND LET ME SLEEP. I ALREADY HAD A NIGHTMARE I DONT NEED THIS SHIT TOO

It’s so loud and scary bro can I just take the batteries out of that bitch? This took so long to write cause IT KEEPS. FUCKING. BEEPING.

Help me plz

And if y’all are like “it’s just beeping it’s not that bad.”

I AM LITERALLY TERRIFIED OF FIRE ALARMS. EVEN IF ITS A TINY ASS PEEP. THEY SCARE ME SOOOO BADLY

He wakes up soon I think so maybe I can ask him for help or to grab some batteries for this damn thing or smth…

I could also just wake up my mom 4 hours before her wake up hours lmao

It decides to FUCKING DIE AND PIERCE THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND MY CATS EARS.

When fire alarms die, they do a really fuckung loud high pitched beep or some shit and it HURTS.

I hate it, Dani hated it to and I can’t do shit till my dad wakes up for work 😭

It’s 5 fucking am and guess what this piece of shit decides to do

And by piece of shit I mean the fire alarm

I just now found out there was a fire alarm in my room

https://youtu.be/X6BtcT-wN_o?si=aBghZNOMF7E1lTYH
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https://youtu.be/X6BtcT-wN_o?si=aBghZNOMF7E1lTYH

Let's wish my friend @anna_giffen2009 a happy birthday peeps!!!

Okay, what is with c.ai deleting characters >:( I need some info pls