All Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

This is pure perfection of what me and Diamond's relationship would be like if we both existed at the same time XDDD

Minty is just along for the ride LMAO-

Minty, to DiDe: ...And I need you and Diamond to help, and by "help" I mean "do everything."

You don't want to know... (accurate...)

Minty: We need a distraction.

DiDe: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Diamond, whispering: My time has come.

She is a baby ig, a baby middle schooler so she got T R A M U A : D

DiDe: We're having a baby.

Diamond: Oh, congradu-

Minty, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

Alr, enough of Diaoh, we're swapping him with Diamond, the 6th grader (oh no)

This definitely fits Diaoh XD

Diaoh: Sorry, who are you?

Minty: Oh, I’m Minty.

Diaoh: Oh yeah, I’ve heard about you from DiDe.

Diaoh: Are you their friend or something?

Minty: No.

Minty: I’m their therapist.

They should've made this a quote from the Avatar movie lol

I would definitly say this XD

Minty: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

DiDe, turning to Diaoh: How tall are you?

Idk if this one is accurate... Mintyyy...???

Oh, how the turned tables

DiDe: I hate to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.

Diaoh & Minty:

Diaoh: Only one...?