All Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery
My tactic worked, my tongue just hurts a bit
My tongue stopped bleeding! Yay!!
Did y'all every suck on your arm as a kid? I'm kinda doing that but in my mouth for my tongue so it stops bleeding
Google says I need to apply pressure so I'm using the roof of my month to try and stop the bleeding, idk if it s working but we'll see
A strawberry flavored lollipop also covered in blood is NOT GOOD. THEY DON'T GO TOGETHER.
(I cut my tongue while licking a lollipop for context, wasn't purposeful)
Hello from the end of the school day
I cut my tongue on a lollipop 😭
IDK HOW I DID THAT BRO WHAT
Every time I've tried to log off it fucking did the thing so yunno what? Yall aint getting a goodbye cause if I do and some SHIT happens again, in throwing my phone across the room and yall will never hear from me again (half joking)
No hate, only salty
To the 1 person who followed me on this journey, thanks, and also sorry for all the vulgar language and cursing. Im just very upset (obv)
Good day to whoever you are man
I HATE THEM EVEN MORE FOR HURTING MY CAT. SHE'S GOT PTS-FUCKING-D FROM THIS SHIT NOW. SHE'S CURLED UP NEXT TO ME TRYING TO SLEEP AND SHE WAS WHIMPERING EARLIER.
FUCK YOU. 🖕
FUCK YOUR FIRE ALARMS. 🖕
AND FUCK YOU FOR SCARING MY PRECIOUS BABY.
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕