All Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

I don’t wanna go to school tomorrow 😭😭😭

DUDE

IDGAF ABOUT THE ATTENDANCE RULE ANYMORE I FEEL LIKE IMMA DIE, THROW UP AND SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST AT THE SAME TIME

I want to punch a brick wall so badly

If I channel this into strength I’d be fucking superman

Anywayssss

Let’s not talk about my monthly cycle and actually do someTHING OWWWW

Being a man feels so much easier than being a woman rn

Other than the fact people will call you a p3d• or a R&p|st every 5 seconds

No but actually I wish I was man rn this is bullshit

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PAIN TOLERATANCE?! MOTHER NATUREEEEE

Alr well we’re gonna try and do something that isn’t watch YouTube, lit my stomach on fire with a heating pad and cry internally cause nothing is working

“I just wanna die die die!”

-Muffin Time song

Can someone please tear my uterus OUT of my body?

IDGAF IF I CANT HAVE LIDS THIS IS NOT WORTH IT

I’m gonna throw up

MY CRAMPS ARE NEVER THIS BAD WTF 😭😭😭

Damn my mood swings are going crazy rn 😭😭

I almost stared crying because I re realized that my cramps woke me up this morning

I’m not okay 😀🥲

Alr imma go make something now