All Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

Iβm literally curled up into a ball with my glow in The dark blanket and my heating pad with a wolf cover on it crying and dying inside
WHY ARE WE MADE LIKE THIS KILL ME NOW PLEASE
MOTHER NATURE WHY

Mommm πππ
What gene did you give me?
Actually my mom never had this problem...
DAAAAAAAD ππππ
I donβt wanna go to school tomorrow πππ
DUDE
IDGAF ABOUT THE ATTENDANCE RULE ANYMORE I FEEL LIKE IMMA DIE, THROW UP AND SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST AT THE SAME TIME
I want to punch a brick wall so badly
If I channel this into strength Iβd be fucking superman
Anywayssss
Letβs not talk about my monthly cycle and actually do someTHING OWWWW
Being a man feels so much easier than being a woman rn
Other than the fact people will call you a p3dβ’ or a R&p|st every 5 seconds
No but actually I wish I was man rn this is bullshit
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PAIN TOLERATANCE?! MOTHER NATUREEEEE
Alr well weβre gonna try and do something that isnβt watch YouTube, lit my stomach on fire with a heating pad and cry internally cause nothing is working
βI just wanna die die die!β
-Muffin Time song
Can someone please tear my uterus OUT of my body?
IDGAF IF I CANT HAVE LIDS THIS IS NOT WORTH IT
Iβm gonna throw up
MY CRAMPS ARE NEVER THIS BAD WTF πππ