All Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

We’re learning g about genres and my English teacher assigned us all a project where we have to talk about 3 different genres and provide examples and I forgot what else and it’s due Tuesday aka CLOSE ENOUGH TO TOMORROW

I CANT DO THIS WHEN IM DYING INSIDE

I’m going to make a video about this

Wait-

I HAVE A WHOLE FUCKING PROWKEVT DUE TOMORROW GOD DAMN IT

I’m literally curled up into a ball with my glow in The dark blanket and my heating pad with a wolf cover on it crying and dying inside

WHY ARE WE MADE LIKE THIS KILL ME NOW PLEASE

MOTHER NATURE WHY

Mommm 😭😭😭

What gene did you give me?

Actually my mom never had this problem...

DAAAAAAAD 😭😭😭😭

I don’t wanna go to school tomorrow 😭😭😭

DUDE

IDGAF ABOUT THE ATTENDANCE RULE ANYMORE I FEEL LIKE IMMA DIE, THROW UP AND SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST AT THE SAME TIME

I want to punch a brick wall so badly

If I channel this into strength I’d be fucking superman

Anywayssss

Let’s not talk about my monthly cycle and actually do someTHING OWWWW

Being a man feels so much easier than being a woman rn

Other than the fact people will call you a p3d• or a R&p|st every 5 seconds

No but actually I wish I was man rn this is bullshit

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PAIN TOLERATANCE?! MOTHER NATUREEEEE

Alr well we’re gonna try and do something that isn’t watch YouTube, lit my stomach on fire with a heating pad and cry internally cause nothing is working

“I just wanna die die die!”

-Muffin Time song