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THERE WERE SO MANY TORNADO WARNINGS THAT THE RADAR DIED

ALL OF THEM

OMEGA CRASHED OH SHIT

A PDS TORNADO TOO?!?

OH FUCK NO

ITS ACTUALLY HUGE NO

America is dying oh shit-

ANOTHER ONE?

ANOTHER ONE?!?!

2 IN A FUCKING ROW WHATS HAPPENING

Oh shit-

And the most we got last time (aka yesterday) was like 26

We were given 6 definitions and 6 examples, 2 and not gonna be used (1 example 1 definition) AND I CANT FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME

It’s supposed to give us a code or smth and I KNOW I got all the definitions right but OMFG THIS SHIT- I cant 🤬

I’m gonna tweak tf out over some FUCKING POETRY SHIT

THIS IS BULLSHIT

Poetry is fucking stupid and you cannot convince me otherwise

Anyways, Happy Birthday to the jokes out there!

I usually don’t do April Fools so sorry if that was bad LMAOOO

Guys,

I was thinking April…

Fools :)

I’m a freshmen in high school, and I FOR SURE ain’t that zesty 💀

Kids are also expensive af, no thanks 😜