All Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

THERE WERE SO MANY TORNADO WARNINGS THAT THE RADAR DIED
ALL OF THEM
OMEGA CRASHED OH SHIT

A PDS TORNADO TOO?!?
OH FUCK NO
ITS ACTUALLY HUGE NO
America is dying oh shit-
ANOTHER ONE?
ANOTHER ONE?!?!
2 IN A FUCKING ROW WHATS HAPPENING

Oh shit-
And the most we got last time (aka yesterday) was like 26
We were given 6 definitions and 6 examples, 2 and not gonna be used (1 example 1 definition) AND I CANT FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME
It’s supposed to give us a code or smth and I KNOW I got all the definitions right but OMFG THIS SHIT- I cant 🤬
I’m gonna tweak tf out over some FUCKING POETRY SHIT
THIS IS BULLSHIT
Poetry is fucking stupid and you cannot convince me otherwise
Anyways, Happy Birthday to the jokes out there!
I usually don’t do April Fools so sorry if that was bad LMAOOO
Guys,
I was thinking April…
Fools :)
I’m a freshmen in high school, and I FOR SURE ain’t that zesty 💀
Kids are also expensive af, no thanks 😜