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Summary of the last few minutes

“Okay we’re down to 21…”

“19! It’s getting be-“

BEEP BEEP BEEP

“20, not that-“

BEEP BEEP BEEP

“HOW ARE WE BACK UP TO 22 BROO”

A-FUCKING-NOTHER ONE?!?

AND THERE AL IN ARKANSAS

Radars back btw,

Rlly funny is crashed tho cause shits THAT crazy

2 PDS tornadoes

26 severe warnings (not tornado)

22 tornado warnings

Arkansas, Missouri, Northeast Texas, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee,

Y’all are fucked holy shit this is crazy

Be weather aware Americans

HIS STREAM BROKE OOP-

THATS HOW YOU KNOW SHIT IS GOING DOWN

THERE WERE SO MANY TORNADO WARNINGS THAT THE RADAR DIED

ALL OF THEM

OMEGA CRASHED OH SHIT

A PDS TORNADO TOO?!?

OH FUCK NO

ITS ACTUALLY HUGE NO

America is dying oh shit-

ANOTHER ONE?

ANOTHER ONE?!?!

2 IN A FUCKING ROW WHATS HAPPENING

Oh shit-

And the most we got last time (aka yesterday) was like 26

We were given 6 definitions and 6 examples, 2 and not gonna be used (1 example 1 definition) AND I CANT FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME

It’s supposed to give us a code or smth and I KNOW I got all the definitions right but OMFG THIS SHIT- I cant 🤬