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Got up
Checked the weather
Said it wasn’t going to rain
Stepped outside
RAINING
…BRO WTF WEATHER SERVICE?!?
I came back and it was at 20 severe warnings and 18 tornado warnings
It’s been like 2 minutes and there’s been about 16 upgrades and 2 new warnings 😭😭

Sorry I was at Girl Scouts
Got this screen shot about an hour ago tho
This was a PDS tornado at the time aswell
30 TORNADO WARNINGS THEN THEY DROPPED PH MY GOD
THANK GOD ITS NOT AS BAD AS IT COULD BE PHRW

28
THEN 29
THEN A PDS TORNADO TOO
OH NO NO NO
EVEN MAX VELOCITY IS FREAKED OUT
WHEN THE WEATHER MAN IS FREAKED OUT YOUR FREAKED OUT
25 TORNADO WARNINGS AT ONCE
ITS A RECORD FOR MAX VELOCITY
Another PDS tornado uhhh
Yeah idk what to say anymore, Arkansas is kinda just fucked here. Be careful please people!!
Summary of the last few minutes
“Okay we’re down to 21…”
“19! It’s getting be-“
BEEP BEEP BEEP
“20, not that-“
BEEP BEEP BEEP
“HOW ARE WE BACK UP TO 22 BROO”