All Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery


Dani let me bath-
Oh shit she got the zoomies
BRO I TURNED ON THE WATER
AND SHE HOPPED IN
WTF- GET OUTTA HERE
I AINT CHASING A WET FURBALL AROUND MY HOUSE
Wellβ¦ since sheβs not in the tub anymore-
Iβm gonna go shower
BAII β¨β¨

Now sheβs protecting meβ¦
Cat, YOU LOVE WATER
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?-

AHH SHE JUST ROLLED OVER FOR ME π₯Ή
AHH-
SHE JUST FLUNG WATER AT ME WTF-??!

Sheβs like:
β you were playing outsideβ¦ WITHOUT ME?!? πΎβ

DUDE NOW SHES MEOWING AT ME BRO IM ON A TIMED SCHEDULE ππππ

This cat donβt understand bro π
IM TRYING TO SHOWER PLEAZE GET OUT OF THE TUB
(I was mowing)
(Ps. Itβs quite a dirty job)

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