All Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

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So, where I live, next school year they are "banning" phones in the schools and such. I think that's actually really funny bc it's not gonna last long. I'm giving my school a week of it going as planned lmao

Listening to “Party in the USA” during a tornado outbreak is crazy imma be honest

“California girls” was next lmao 💀💀💀

*photos are from at least 30 minutes ago btw

NOOOO NOT DURING BAND PRACTICE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Good morning my fellow internet people

It invaded us

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It started raining on us too

OMFG YESSSS!!!

Anyways, wanna go do something

Baiii

Also, I had a dream where I was chasing tornadoes (in the style it Twisted, awesome Roblox game) and in my dream, my dad started screaming at me to “WaKe uP!” Like in a stupid way but still yelling.

MY BODY WOKE UP

IT WAS MY ALARM

IT WAS NOT THAT LOUD HU

My mom can wake me up by whispering my name and then my subconscious freaks the fuck out and I’m suddenly awake. Idk why but it does it

It’s kinda funny as well as weird tbh