All Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

So, where I live, next school year they are "banning" phones in the schools and such. I think that's actually really funny bc it's not gonna last long. I'm giving my school a week of it going as planned lmao



Listening to “Party in the USA” during a tornado outbreak is crazy imma be honest
“California girls” was next lmao 💀💀💀
*photos are from at least 30 minutes ago btw


NOOOO NOT DURING BAND PRACTICE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Good morning my fellow internet people


It started raining on us too
Anyways, wanna go do something
Baiii
Also, I had a dream where I was chasing tornadoes (in the style it Twisted, awesome Roblox game) and in my dream, my dad started screaming at me to “WaKe uP!” Like in a stupid way but still yelling.
MY BODY WOKE UP
IT WAS MY ALARM
IT WAS NOT THAT LOUD HU
My mom can wake me up by whispering my name and then my subconscious freaks the fuck out and I’m suddenly awake. Idk why but it does it
It’s kinda funny as well as weird tbh