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I found a Prime truck on the highway.

And I passed it while there was a bedroom drug being advertised on the radio.

Thatโ€™s crazy lmao

I mean, I slept through a tornado before, but that town had no sirens or alerts, soooo idk if it counts. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

(It wasnโ€™t in America)

It basically already passed us when the issued the warning, but I was still freaking out cause I was looking out my windows to see if I could spot a funnel cause it felt rlly rlly eerie

But idk if it was actually confirmed or not, there was just rotation

That was my first tornado warning. Ever.

Dude I was sooo scared.

Right before the tornado warning was issued, it got crazy as fuck:

Super windy, a lot of heavy rain, tons of thunder and shit, the lights were out for like 2 minutes.

And then the tornado

Well last night was terrifying

Supercells were developing right to my west and then they all attacked us.

Akaโ€ฆ

Hail, a shit ton of rain, a shit ton of thunder, at least 6 power outages, what feels like a thousand flash flood warnings and, A TORNADOโ€ฆ WTF?!

<3

Happy birthday to @William_Afton-87 :> (sorry no art-)

Me just mastering all @Silentfaith stickers after being absolutely quiet for like ever- :>

Guys i cooked-

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