DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

Diaoh: Did DiDe just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Diamond: Yeah, they did.
Diaoh: And did I just do finger guns back?
Diamond: Yeah, you did.
(It’s motherly love you psychos)
Diaoh: Having two *partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.
Diamond: It’s my turn to cuddle DiDe.
Diaoh: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!
*platonic
Diamond: Comparing Diaoh and A fucking demon is like comparing apples and oranges.
Diaoh: We’re both unique in our own ways?
Diamond: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated.
A fucking demon: Which one of us is the orange?

Too much text to write sadly but this is peak comedy
DiDe: Diaoh always accuses me of having a favourite but that’s not true.
DiDe: I love Diamond and all the not-Diamonds equally.
Diaoh: You literally just said my name and then you forget it?
Diamond: Hello not-Diamond!
Diaoh: Fuck you
DiDe: HE-
Anyways, back to creating random scenarios from an app and my head :)
DiDe is like the mother figure of all my ocs
Diaoh is also a monther figure but they got some bad trauma and dont like people
Diamonds about as innocent and childish as it gets
DevilsDaughter (my elementary oc) is a fucking demon but nobody gives a fuck
*Diamond and DiDe texting*
Diamond: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.
DiDe: Isn't Diaoh there?
Diamond: Yes but I like you more.
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Diamond: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul!
DiDe: Why is Diaoh's a monster?
Diaoh: Diamond, you forgot DiDe's! Its only an empty space!
Diamond, proudly: Exactly.
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