DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

Hey peoples! I have a question for you guys:
As a closeted-queer, whats your favorite store for buying stuff? Like flags, pins, maybe queer fashion? I want to come out next pride and I kinda wanna embrace myself then too. (idk hiw else to come out tbh)
Next Pride month, im going ALL OUT. Iβm going to show off my pride like nobodys business
Ill come out next year for pride
I just realized I never actually came out to my parents
A cricket. It was on my mouthpiece, I didnt see it, my friend tried to warn me but it was too late. I licked a fucking bug.
-1000000000000000000/10 DO NOT recommend. Absolutely disgusting.
Anyways, I had a game yesterday, and guess what?
... I licked a bug.
Anyways, homework and dinner time. Goodbye
Iβm sooo tired. You have no idea