DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

Photo?

…maybe photo :)

Fuck Texas 90+ heat in THE MIDDE OF FALL, YES, ITS FALL TEXAS, and now my face is sticky from the gel getting LITERALLY MELTED OFF OF MY SCALP IN INTO MY EYES

Imma go shower cause I look like absolute shit lol

Officially 1 week till my B-Day tho! 🥳🥳🥳

To be fair I never really liked football…so that’s probably why the last post is true

Excited for the playoffs tho, I’ve never been to one before

We ran up that team like they were a soccer ball, 41 - 0

Hello droplets

#NameThisGhost

DEPRESSED FUNGI! DEPRESSED FUNGI!

#alien