DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

Welcome to the DPDD! Why don't you share something nice?
I have on like 3 layers of shirts and pants and Iβm STILL cold. WHYYYYYY
Itβs 5 am right now, and I am FREEZING.
TEXAS HOW TF DO YOU EVEN GET THIS COLD?!?!!
The internets gonna kick me out so signing off
Back to suffering
β¨Math Editionβ¨
I have my bass clarinet assembled, but Iβm not getting out a read because Iβm not trying to get my sickies on that thing and then get sick again when Iβm better
But Iβm all seriousness, I have a really bad headache, I have no voice, SUPER tired out of nowhere when I feel fine (I slept 5 hours last night so it might be that), and my stomach is hurting like crazy, AGAIN.
Iβm dying here.

My poor baby clarinet is so sad :β(
Guys
I think my brother got me a cold