DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

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I don’t even got any bitches, how tf am I gonna get heartbroken?!?
Why did it automatically think I was talking about heartbreak?
No bitch, I’m gonna die from PAIN, not HEARTBREAK!
Imma go look up “how to not be hurt” into google and see what it says
I have on like 3 layers of shirts and pants and I’m STILL cold. WHYYYYYY
It’s 5 am right now, and I am FREEZING.
TEXAS HOW TF DO YOU EVEN GET THIS COLD?!?!!
The internets gonna kick me out so signing off
Back to suffering
✨Math Edition✨
I have my bass clarinet assembled, but I’m not getting out a read because I’m not trying to get my sickies on that thing and then get sick again when I’m better