DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

Watching stuff about volcanoes :)

ITS FOOTBALL TIME

WE AT A INDOOR STADIUM TONIGHT BOIS

Oh of course.

The one thing I HATE about being a biological woman?

If you know you fucking know.

ARGHHHH!! OMFG WHY OUT OF ALL DAYS TODAY?!?

Anyways, ignoring the last few posts or whatever-

I’m hungry. Eating time :P

I don’t even got any bitches, how tf am I gonna get heartbroken?!?

Why did it automatically think I was talking about heartbreak?

No bitch, I’m gonna die from PAIN, not HEARTBREAK!

Imma go look up “how to not be hurt” into google and see what it says

I have on like 3 layers of shirts and pants and I’m STILL cold. WHYYYYYY

It’s 5 am right now, and I am FREEZING.

TEXAS HOW TF DO YOU EVEN GET THIS COLD?!?!!

Baiiii ✨✨✨🥺🫶