DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

Im texting my dad, I hate this thing. I need it to STFU AND LET ME SLEEP. I ALREADY HAD A NIGHTMARE I DONT NEED THIS SHIT TOO
Itโs so loud and scary bro can I just take the batteries out of that bitch? This took so long to write cause IT KEEPS. FUCKING. BEEPING.
Help me plz
And if yโall are like โitโs just beeping itโs not that bad.โ
I AM LITERALLY TERRIFIED OF FIRE ALARMS. EVEN IF ITS A TINY ASS PEEP. THEY SCARE ME SOOOO BADLY
He wakes up soon I think so maybe I can ask him for help or to grab some batteries for this damn thing or smthโฆ
I could also just wake up my mom 4 hours before her wake up hours lmao
It decides to FUCKING DIE AND PIERCE THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND MY CATS EARS.
When fire alarms die, they do a really fuckung loud high pitched beep or some shit and it HURTS.
I hate it, Dani hated it to and I canโt do shit till my dad wakes up for work ๐ญ
Itโs 5 fucking am and guess what this piece of shit decides to do
And by piece of shit I mean the fire alarm
I just now found out there was a fire alarm in my room
MERRY CHRISTMAS:
MORNING ADDITION
Itโs technically 0005 but MERRY CHRISTMASS!!