DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

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Im texting my dad, I hate this thing. I need it to STFU AND LET ME SLEEP. I ALREADY HAD A NIGHTMARE I DONT NEED THIS SHIT TOO

Itโ€™s so loud and scary bro can I just take the batteries out of that bitch? This took so long to write cause IT KEEPS. FUCKING. BEEPING.

Help me plz

And if yโ€™all are like โ€œitโ€™s just beeping itโ€™s not that bad.โ€

I AM LITERALLY TERRIFIED OF FIRE ALARMS. EVEN IF ITS A TINY ASS PEEP. THEY SCARE ME SOOOO BADLY

He wakes up soon I think so maybe I can ask him for help or to grab some batteries for this damn thing or smthโ€ฆ

I could also just wake up my mom 4 hours before her wake up hours lmao

It decides to FUCKING DIE AND PIERCE THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND MY CATS EARS.

When fire alarms die, they do a really fuckung loud high pitched beep or some shit and it HURTS.

I hate it, Dani hated it to and I canโ€™t do shit till my dad wakes up for work ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Itโ€™s 5 fucking am and guess what this piece of shit decides to do

And by piece of shit I mean the fire alarm

I just now found out there was a fire alarm in my room

MERRY CHRISTMAS:

MORNING ADDITION

And good noght

Itโ€™s technically 0005 but MERRY CHRISTMASS!!