DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

This damn fire alarm is putting my stomach in more pain then my period has…

…and my period is fucking crazy. It’s like it knew this was gonna happen and was like “nope, we’re not making this too painful for them, they gotta live and hour with a fire alarm

I get a chill all over my body and just a wave of pain everytine it fukibg does this and I don’t think it’s normal (for me)

So… uh…

Anyone else get sent into a mini panic attack when they hear a fire alarm “tell its final words”?

Im texting my dad, I hate this thing. I need it to STFU AND LET ME SLEEP. I ALREADY HAD A NIGHTMARE I DONT NEED THIS SHIT TOO

It’s so loud and scary bro can I just take the batteries out of that bitch? This took so long to write cause IT KEEPS. FUCKING. BEEPING.

Help me plz

And if y’all are like “it’s just beeping it’s not that bad.”

I AM LITERALLY TERRIFIED OF FIRE ALARMS. EVEN IF ITS A TINY ASS PEEP. THEY SCARE ME SOOOO BADLY

He wakes up soon I think so maybe I can ask him for help or to grab some batteries for this damn thing or smth…

I could also just wake up my mom 4 hours before her wake up hours lmao

It decides to FUCKING DIE AND PIERCE THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND MY CATS EARS.

When fire alarms die, they do a really fuckung loud high pitched beep or some shit and it HURTS.

I hate it, Dani hated it to and I can’t do shit till my dad wakes up for work 😭

It’s 5 fucking am and guess what this piece of shit decides to do

And by piece of shit I mean the fire alarm

I just now found out there was a fire alarm in my room