DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

Im scared this thing is just gonna straight up explode in my face and I hate it. I’m gonna gave another nightmare when I go to sleep (if I go to sleep)

What happens if you don’t put new batteries in that thing.. if it keeps beeping or smth, like, will it just explode? Will it start a fire so your like “ I need to fix this cause it almost burnt my house down last time” like…???

Nope, not doing that. Only one ear will suffer today

Both of my ears are uncovered, I’m fucked the next time this thing talks

I can’t even take a picture of this piece of shit it’s so dark in my room. AND I HAVE THE LIGHT ON. BRUUUHHHHHH

IDK IF IT SCARIER IF IT DOESNT BEEP OR IF IT DOES LOUD AF AND CONSTANTLY LIKE BROOOOO

SAVE ME PLEASE 🙏

THERES NO SCHEDULE FOR THE BEEPS EITHER IT HASNT DONE ONE IN A WHILE AND MY TERRIFIED

This damn fire alarm is putting my stomach in more pain then my period has…

…and my period is fucking crazy. It’s like it knew this was gonna happen and was like “nope, we’re not making this too painful for them, they gotta live and hour with a fire alarm

I get a chill all over my body and just a wave of pain everytine it fukibg does this and I don’t think it’s normal (for me)

So… uh…

Anyone else get sent into a mini panic attack when they hear a fire alarm “tell its final words”?