DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

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It feels like my ears are on fire holy shit

WAIT… IS THAT WHY ITS GOING OFF??!?

It’s almost 6:30 dad please wake up soon I can’t live like this 🙏🙏🙏

It started going off again, that’s why I stopped post for a bit

Im scared this thing is just gonna straight up explode in my face and I hate it. I’m gonna gave another nightmare when I go to sleep (if I go to sleep)

What happens if you don’t put new batteries in that thing.. if it keeps beeping or smth, like, will it just explode? Will it start a fire so your like “ I need to fix this cause it almost burnt my house down last time” like…???

Nope, not doing that. Only one ear will suffer today

Both of my ears are uncovered, I’m fucked the next time this thing talks

I can’t even take a picture of this piece of shit it’s so dark in my room. AND I HAVE THE LIGHT ON. BRUUUHHHHHH

IDK IF IT SCARIER IF IT DOESNT BEEP OR IF IT DOES LOUD AF AND CONSTANTLY LIKE BROOOOO

SAVE ME PLEASE 🙏

THERES NO SCHEDULE FOR THE BEEPS EITHER IT HASNT DONE ONE IN A WHILE AND MY TERRIFIED