DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

It feels like my ears are on fire holy shit
WAIT⦠IS THAT WHY ITS GOING OFF??!?
Itβs almost 6:30 dad please wake up soon I canβt live like this πππ
It started going off again, thatβs why I stopped post for a bit
Im scared this thing is just gonna straight up explode in my face and I hate it. Iβm gonna gave another nightmare when I go to sleep (if I go to sleep)
What happens if you donβt put new batteries in that thing.. if it keeps beeping or smth, like, will it just explode? Will it start a fire so your like β I need to fix this cause it almost burnt my house down last timeβ likeβ¦???
Nope, not doing that. Only one ear will suffer today
Both of my ears are uncovered, Iβm fucked the next time this thing talks
I canβt even take a picture of this piece of shit itβs so dark in my room. AND I HAVE THE LIGHT ON. BRUUUHHHHHH
IDK IF IT SCARIER IF IT DOESNT BEEP OR IF IT DOES LOUD AF AND CONSTANTLY LIKE BROOOOO
SAVE ME PLEASE π
THERES NO SCHEDULE FOR THE BEEPS EITHER IT HASNT DONE ONE IN A WHILE AND MY TERRIFIED