DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

Welcome to the DPDD! Why don't you share something nice?

Have you guys ever seen Siri commit mass murder?

Itโ€™s really fucking funny ๐Ÿ˜„

People why am I interesting? WHERE ARE THESE RANDOM FOLLOWS COMING FROM IM LITERALLY DOING NOTHING

Why did so many people follow me I havenโ€™t posted on like a week ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Uh- hi guys ๐Ÿ‘‹ uhhhh how did you find meโ€ฆ? ๐Ÿ˜€

Band :0

Definitely did what I said I was going to do ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜”โœŒ๏ธโœจ

@chasingriverz_ iโ€™ll trust you but idk how the store managers gonna react when i tell em i need new working hands... ๐Ÿ‘€

Nahhh, this has GOTTA be made from real hands...

WHY ARE SELLING HAND BASED PRODUCTS IN UTAH?!?

HUH?!?! EXPLAIN YOURSELF

For context of last post, my hands get REALLY DRY in the winter and the skin cracks. Itโ€™s pretty bad rn but not as bad as it has been before, but I canโ€™t really talk about those times because thatโ€™s an actually trigger warning for people

More context โ‡ฉ

https://gamejolt.com/p/i-need-like-an-alter-ego-for-depressed-meโ€ฆ

I preferably would like names that start with a D btw!!