DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

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Kitty is biting the feet so Ig I have to 💔😭😔

I don't wanna get up :(

Bed too cozy

School ends soon :D

My tactic worked, my tongue just hurts a bit

My tongue stopped bleeding! Yay!!

Did y'all every suck on your arm as a kid? I'm kinda doing that but in my mouth for my tongue so it stops bleeding

Google says I need to apply pressure so I'm using the roof of my month to try and stop the bleeding, idk if it s working but we'll see

A strawberry flavored lollipop also covered in blood is NOT GOOD. THEY DON'T GO TOGETHER.

(I cut my tongue while licking a lollipop for context, wasn't purposeful)

Hello from the end of the school day

I cut my tongue on a lollipop 😭

IDK HOW I DID THAT BRO WHAT

Every time I've tried to log off it fucking did the thing so yunno what? Yall aint getting a goodbye cause if I do and some SHIT happens again, in throwing my phone across the room and yall will never hear from me again (half joking)

No hate, only salty