DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery
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Kitty is biting the feet so Ig I have to 💔ðŸ˜ðŸ˜”
I don't wanna get up :(
Bed too cozy
My tactic worked, my tongue just hurts a bit
My tongue stopped bleeding! Yay!!
Did y'all every suck on your arm as a kid? I'm kinda doing that but in my mouth for my tongue so it stops bleeding
Google says I need to apply pressure so I'm using the roof of my month to try and stop the bleeding, idk if it s working but we'll see
A strawberry flavored lollipop also covered in blood is NOT GOOD. THEY DON'T GO TOGETHER.
(I cut my tongue while licking a lollipop for context, wasn't purposeful)
Hello from the end of the school day
I cut my tongue on a lollipop ðŸ˜
IDK HOW I DID THAT BRO WHAT
Every time I've tried to log off it fucking did the thing so yunno what? Yall aint getting a goodbye cause if I do and some SHIT happens again, in throwing my phone across the room and yall will never hear from me again (half joking)
No hate, only salty