DiDe's Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

Weβre learning g about genres and my English teacher assigned us all a project where we have to talk about 3 different genres and provide examples and I forgot what else and itβs due Tuesday aka CLOSE ENOUGH TO TOMORROW
I CANT DO THIS WHEN IM DYING INSIDE
Iβm going to make a video about this
Wait-
I HAVE A WHOLE FUCKING PROWKEVT DUE TOMORROW GOD DAMN IT

Mommm πππ
What gene did you give me?
Actually my mom never had this problem...
DAAAAAAAD ππππ
I want to punch a brick wall so badly
If I channel this into strength Iβd be fucking superman
Anywayssss
Letβs not talk about my monthly cycle and actually do someTHING OWWWW
Alr well weβre gonna try and do something that isnβt watch YouTube, lit my stomach on fire with a heating pad and cry internally cause nothing is working
βI just wanna die die die!β
-Muffin Time song
Can someone please tear my uterus OUT of my body?
IDGAF IF I CANT HAVE LIDS THIS IS NOT WORTH IT
Iβm gonna throw up
MY CRAMPS ARE NEVER THIS BAD WTF πππ
Damn my mood swings are going crazy rn ππ
I almost stared crying because I re realized that my cramps woke me up this morning
Iβm not okay ππ₯²