DiDe’s Demonic Hangout in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

Welcome to the DPDD! Why don't you share something nice?

She is a baby ig, a baby middle schooler so she got T R A M U A : D

DiDe: We're having a baby.

Diamond: Oh, congradu-

Minty, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

Alr, enough of Diaoh, we're swapping him with Diamond, the 6th grader (oh no)

This definitely fits Diaoh XD

Diaoh: Sorry, who are you?

Minty: Oh, I’m Minty.

Diaoh: Oh yeah, I’ve heard about you from DiDe.

Diaoh: Are you their friend or something?

Minty: No.

Minty: I’m their therapist.

They should've made this a quote from the Avatar movie lol

I would definitly say this XD

Minty: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

DiDe, turning to Diaoh: How tall are you?

Idk if this one is accurate... Mintyyy...???

Oh, how the turned tables

DiDe: I hate to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.

Diaoh & Minty:

Diaoh: Only one...?

Uhhh, I guess its official?

Diaoh: Alright DiDe, what do you want?

DiDe: I want Minty to disown you and adopt me!

Diaoh: I hope you all make it to adulthood!

Minty: That’s a great prayer.

DiDe: A needed one.

Minty: A needed one indeed.

Minty: *talking about Diaoh’s funeral* You do know we’re burying a great person today!

DiDe, shocked: Did someone else die?