DiDeโs Demonic Hangout in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

Welcome to the DPDD! Why don't you share something nice?
You don't want to know... (accurate...)
Minty: We need a distraction.
DiDe: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Diamond, whispering: My time has come.
She is a baby ig, a baby middle schooler so she got T R A M U A : D
DiDe: We're having a baby.
Diamond: Oh, congradu-
Minty, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.
Alr, enough of Diaoh, we're swapping him with Diamond, the 6th grader (oh no)
This definitely fits Diaoh XD
Diaoh: Sorry, who are you?
Minty: Oh, Iโm Minty.
Diaoh: Oh yeah, Iโve heard about you from DiDe.
Diaoh: Are you their friend or something?
Minty: No.
Minty: Iโm their therapist.
They should've made this a quote from the Avatar movie lol
I would definitly say this XD
Minty: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
DiDe, turning to Diaoh: How tall are you?
Idk if this one is accurate... Mintyyy...???
Oh, how the turned tables
DiDe: I hate to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
Diaoh & Minty:
Diaoh: Only one...?
Uhhh, I guess its official?
Diaoh: Alright DiDe, what do you want?
DiDe: I want Minty to disown you and adopt me!
Diaoh: I hope you all make it to adulthood!
Minty: Thatโs a great prayer.
DiDe: A needed one.
Minty: A needed one indeed.