Weather Updates in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

If you didn’t get my joke, someone started a fire in Texas and now people gotta evacuate sooo

at least it’s only one and not the entire state

(Shade has been thrown)

Apparently someone did not take our fire warnings seriously and we are now a few thousand archers away from being California.

Come on Texas, we’re supposed to be better than them! /j

Shit keeps blowing into my eye like holy shit 😭

Good morning, I gotta deal with this again 😭🙏

My friend came to school with a winter jacket and that's it...

And I forgot I live in Texas. Thry don't got anything else to combat the cold

Dude I look like a fucking stuffed turkeyLMAOOO

Dude you have no idea how badly I wanted to see my pool and if it was frozen or not

I'm sorry... HUH!?!?

I'M SORRY, HUHHHH?!?!??!!?

I had to take my glove off to write this lol

It's cold

It rained today

Looks like its gonna rain more