general in Evil Nine

oh NOOOO- I'm thinking about Pat Pardy in his security guard suit shaking his butt in the goddamn pool holding the wall and he is under the pool WHATTT
I wanna try and make myself look like an Evil Nine Zombie.
rahh if I see another Evil Nine tour Pop up I WILL GO THERE AND GET TICKETS FOR ME AND MOM

I love smiling at Tom Beaufoy whenever I see the picture of his hand on his chest and smiling softly. He's my pookie ^^
oh yeah and that's actually him now
JUST REALIZED THAT EVIL NINE IS TOURING TOMORROW AT LONDON BUT I LOST MY LONDON PASSPORT SO I CAN'T SEE THEM WAAAAAA-
IDK IF YALL ARE AT LONDON BECAUSE ON MARCH 29th IS EVIL NINE CONCERT DAY
wUAA!!!! I NEED MY PASSPORT AND TICKETS
AUHHGHHGHGHHEH I HAVE LOST MY TICKETS AND PASSPORT BECAUSE I CANT GO TO LONDON TO SEE EVIL NINE

yall follow my account before tik tok gets banned I am like lidly angry about having low ass followers

mom what did I even do to Tom Beautifoy :D
yall please help me why is Tom Beaufoy looking at me