Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right
But you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song
It goes "Ding dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy

Oh, oh
Oh hi there! Welcome to my hooker palace
Oh, oh, oh hi there! Please don't leave
I have no friends
Oh, oh, oh hi there! Let's go camping
Let me touch ya
Oh, oh, oh hi there! Haha, I tied you up!

don't ask plz