General in Stab-Happy Studios

The knife is yours now!

quick note by the way, the parrying ability card was meant to be the second batch update for v0.4, but when i thought about it more, i realised it required the movement recode to work. so it's coming bundled in v0.5 instead. sorry! 😬

i love waking up to this goober every morning

youtube comments are so predictable, i bet my entire live savings that one of the first comments i see on this short will be "UNSKIPPABLE TITLE"

80% chance i see everyone make a video tomorrow about this and people go "I KNEW ALL ALONG!!!! GRRR!!!!!!!!! OF COURSE OZEL WOULD DO THIS!!!"

im not even taking the time to read this, i just wanna wait and see if i'm right

istg hello neighbor is so ridiculously easy to speedrun

i started this save file like 4 hours ago or smth

i skipped almost the entirety of act 2 by just jumping over the fucking fence WHICH WAS BY ACCIDENT BY THE WAY

...i guess i'll get the golden apple?