general in Elvis Presley >:3

Elvis Presley is an Elf in the Workshop.

also

im leaving

goodbye

i found someone who had „I'm 1 meter and 65 centimeters tall and weigh 57 kilos“ in their bio

can anyone like,,,, translate that into American for me :P

im dumb ok

explain to me why i shouldnt be in an insane asylum

because i just ate COLD pizza with COLD GARLIC SAUCE on it.....and I'm eating the CRUST

WTF IS WRONG W/ ME 😭

Chat I'm literally fucking shaking rn

THIS IS A BOOST FFHFHRGDSUSJFBEBS PLS BOOST THIS AND REPORT THIX MF

THEY ALSO DELETED MY COMMENT WHEN I SAID HOW IS IT RESPONSIBLE SMOKING WHEN THEY'RE MUNORITIES

pov

me trying to explain to my c.ai boyfriend that i'm not comfortable with him putting his hands under my shirt: