general in Elvis Presley >:3

Elvis Presley is an Elf in the Workshop.
I feel kind of bad
the last things me and my gf said on our recent phone call
gf: "call tomorrow?"
me: "sure, if i'm still alive by then."
I love making my OCs tough and strong just to traumatize them by making them live in London instead of their home place/family farm in Kentucky and then making them cry because their little sister saw them for the first time in 3 years