silly in Elvis Presley >:3

Elvis Presley is an Elf in the Workshop.

FUCK-

wait wait wait wait wait :says wait 200989999 more times:

ITS FRED AND GEORGE'S BIRTHDAY FELLAS!!!

fly high fred!!!!!!!!

pov:

girls when they sneeze

:a literal bloody hell:

FUCK THIS

no but I GET IT, TODAY'S APRIL FOOLS :to my uterus: BUT STOP EFFING SHEDDING-

WHATWHAT-

my friend group chat :3 the nOrm

IM FUCKING HUNGRY BI-

when is my momma gon make the dang burgers

i aint had no lunch

all i had was some dang espresso and a lemon loaf that was TINY (ok and a bag of dorittos)

can she make it any SLOWER?? like DAYUMMMMMM

meow