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So a guy wakes up in a hospital and says "Doc I can't feel my legs"

The doctor says "I know. I amputated your legs off "

I visited my friend at his new house He told me to make myself at home So I threw him out I hate having visitors

im a good person right?

i like dark humor

Alright kids, adults and teens...
Who ever comments the best joke here gets to be moderator.
only two will win.
(this is for the people that arent mods.)

*gotdogs*

i like my berries to be black like my soul

Heheheh...

You see, if any Papyrus comes here, we gotta welcome them too with a thing they love.

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-Appetit!

i want my drink cold like my heart

Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a few hours Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life

Heheheh...

i edited the description
check it out.