dark_humor in P u n

Share some SANS-ational puns!

I visited my friend at his new house He told me to make myself at home So I threw him out I hate having visitors

im a good person right?

cuz i didn't make it into art school.

does that mean that the suicide hotline is the Customer Retention Department?

my man took down the tilted towers

I hit a speed bump and it started screaming