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What did Toriel tell Frisk when they left the ruins?
Bone voyage, my child.

Why did the murderer bacame a surgeon?

ㅤ

To cut out your heart

you want privacy? ok, i'll leave you abone.

You know what's great about dead baby jokes? They never get old

i saw a dead girl in my basement

damn bro

she looks so Gore-geous

So a guy wakes up in a hospital and says "Doc I can't feel my legs"

The doctor says "I know. I amputated your legs off "

I visited my friend at his new house He told me to make myself at home So I threw him out I hate having visitors

im a good person right?

i like dark humor

Alright kids, adults and teens...
Who ever comments the best joke here gets to be moderator.
only two will win.
(this is for the people that arent mods.)

*gotdogs*