I Need Answers (Questions) in The Maids' Club

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I knew PiLGRiM would waste all my money on this background...

Genuine question for you all... it's related to Whack Em' All!
Greetings.
i just got vacations so i will get back to animate soon, but anyways, wanted to post this to say that in school i made some traditional art and i wander if you want to see it
(lamo this is still pinned in The maid's Club)
(day 24: still pinned)
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Are you afraid of me?
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>input poll ideas.txt
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Ennie will always love you no matter what. He will likely want to hug you but the contact temperature of his spherical head might be the same temperature as the core of The Sun.
Without much context. Explain to me what "necking" is.

CHALLENGE
This is an old lost 'comic' I made, I can't recover what they're supposed to be saying so what do ya'll think they're saying? Go crazy! :)