trash_superpower in gamejolt/superpowers

you are as fast as a person in a wheelchair

All yore fards are neuclear explosions if yore a Ween fan.

you can control bread

you can summon a chicken every 29th of the month if it lands on a tuesday
the chicken will make you a turkey sandwich and leave

i forgor to select a channel oops

you can see when people are going to take a shit