trash_superpower in gamejolt/superpowers
basically r/godtiersuperpowers but in gamejolt
you are as fast as a person in a wheelchair
All yore fards are neuclear explosions if yore a Ween fan.
you can summon a chicken every 29th of the month if it lands on a tuesday
the chicken will make you a turkey sandwich and leave
i forgor to select a channel oops
you can see when people are going to take a shit