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Oh, No! We're just here to clobber you a fuckton of times, over the head.
I'm giving Dave the Aubergine Launcher (trademark pending)
It fires eggplants at the speed of sound.
Why?
WELL WHY THE HELL NOT
JOY
dsaf 3 keeps randomly opening please help henry is trying to kidnap me or something