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Oh, No! We're just here to clobber you a fuckton of times, over the head.

I'm giving Dave the Aubergine Launcher (trademark pending)

It fires eggplants at the speed of sound.

Why?

WELL WHY THE HELL NOT

It's glorious.

HENRY

JOY

dsaf 3 keeps randomly opening please help henry is trying to kidnap me or something