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Oh, No! We're just here to clobber you a fuckton of times, over the head.
Henry: I'm going to teach you what you all failed to learn the first time I slaughtered each and every one of you
A Gigantic souless orange infant, the purple muppet baby, two rotary phones, a sock puppet, and the dog of Christmas past:

DAVE MILLER






I'm giving Dave the Aubergine Launcher (trademark pending)
It fires eggplants at the speed of sound.
Why?
WELL WHY THE HELL NOT