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Balletstorm
*Where ballet grace meets bullet hell chaos, this masterpiece was born. Starring: one expressionless cube "-_-" who clearly isn't getting paid enough for this abuse.*
The Deal:
You get:
- 1 (one) cubic dude
- 3 (three) platforms of suffering
- ∞ (infinite) bullets from invisible snipers (real talk: I couldn't be bothered to draw sprites LOL LMAO)
Gameplay:
Press buttons. Dodge. Die. Repeat. Question existence. Hit "restart".
Deep Lore:
Who's shooting? Why? Why a cube? Where are the sprites? These questions have no answers — just like life.
For Whom:
- Masochists
- Fans of "played for 5 seconds, laughed for 4 hours"
- Anyone who ever dreamed of being a square meatball in bullet hell
Dev Pro Tip:
If you survive over 1 minute, check if your screen froze.
System Requirements:
✔ Any PC (game looks like it was made on Windows 95)
✔ Patience (sold separately)
*"The only game where 'Game Over' sounds like liberation"*
P.S. If you see a ballerina, congrats! You're hallucinating from stress. #arcade #platformer #shooter
