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Thank you for your consideration to participate in this research study.
The main purpose of the study is to take a census of people's capacity to sympathize. Data from the study will provide an estimation of universal consideration and global understanding of peers. Participation is voluntary and data collected is anonymous.
Commitment to the study is 20 minutes or the rest of your life depending on personal factors. This study consists of an interactive questionnaire addressing positions on morality, politics, and etiquette. Essay excerpts from senior researcher, Dr. Hank Treadsoft, are included for reference.
You may not wish to participate in this study if you suspect you are less emotionally evolved than your peers. If you experience any negative side effects from this study such as a bruised ego or existential crisis, discontinue the study immediately.
