Trophies
The Larank Seal of Quality
The first achievement's free, kid
Friend invite from Larank!
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hi how r u
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lol I h8 tht bit gl!
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o snap can u c it???
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heh thats 2 hot 4 me mengu
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eyyy wana c a MAGIC trick?
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dont be so heavy LOAM
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do u fink they overdesigned this area
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u herd of the residents band eye guys?
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They’re dead, Jimmerrati
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use ur H-ead headdy!
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yoyo hey hh do u rp? yes r nop
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im escaping 2 da 1 place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism
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GARSH
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You tripped the alarm!!
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SURPRISE!!! HAPPY...
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am I glad hes frozen in there & we’re out here
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& u FIND Larank & u FIND Larank
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its almost like Another World
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You are seen.
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Okay I’ll type PROPERLY now!
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Oooh, look at MISTER BIG GUY HERE!
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GET A LOAD OF THIS!
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I’m Powerful and Great and Basically THE COOLEST GUY IN THE WORLD
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What do you want? A MEDAL? A COOKIE?? A COOKIEMEDAL???
Jump for joy! Not everyone gets this one
Just what the doctor directed
If the doctor is Larank you should watch out though
YOU FOUND THE BINGUS!
(Or just 49 power ups, I can’t tell, they look about the same)
Open the Floor
Get out the Door
I MUST DEFEAT THE ENEMY FAST
Or just with shooting them at your own pace, whatevs man
Curiosity Killed the Cat
Sometimes you can’t understand something until you see it stop moving
Pain is Hilarious!
You're a veritable walking disaster area
Oh Barf!
"Now it's time for my head to burst. Good day."
Smash Stuff, Get Money
Defeated 1005 props, what kind of example are we making for our children?
I’m Stronger than an Ant
If an ant was... THIS BIG!
It's all in the manual
You did the thing!
Gg REDO FROM START
lol h u spoony bard wot u doin m8?
COOL IT!
I said read the stat enhance descriptions d*nk!!
WHAT DID HE JUST SAY
You’re a disregarding little upstart aren’tcha??
We got There in the End
It was the journey that counted
An Excellent Achievement
Stay fresh, cheese bags!
Totally untubular dude
That 80s kool kid’s crib is like mondo trashed now bro whaaat
You're no saviour.
Your talents lie elsewhere.
Some pun about eggs
But I’m an angel’s egg got it? Ya beef jerky
Base Tree the Base Tree
In the base??
Associative Memory
I knew it went somewhere!
The No-No Zone
Young Babby H got scared again
It's GOOD for your HEART and BONES!
You watered Larank's alloted place (it makes sense in context)
I don't even know what that means
But it's bad
Visions of Hope
Therefore, Try Just do t!
Despair ahead...
By the way, Don’t give up, Skeleton!
Stay in Your Coma
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We'll Meet Again as Stars
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All-Year Jumper
Yes you can jump well done WE GET IT
Beaming from Ear to Ear
Beaming quite near, beaming over here
Blast it All!
Try not to miss or I’
So that’s Quite Interesting
You express yourself by throwing grenades, good(??)
Serious Series, Serious Punches!
Give em the ol’ one two buckle my shoe
Pick me up, Top me up
The wonders of technology allow you insta-health
Conscientious or Compulsive?
Save the excuses, you got the achievo
BUT BULLET TOO SLOW
Delusion would be proud!
Explosions... I mean erosions
If you are the bomb, put yourself out!
How on Tero did that get there?
Look out above, below... anywhere really
Just imagine a reflection pun
For serious. It’s totes easy, you got this
I am become inexplicable spiked block
Foes find themselves between an anti-gravity room and an oncoming spikey place
Curiosity Murdered the Cat
“You are mightly on your way, and tips their hat.”
YOU THINK PAIN WILL STOP ME??
IT ONLY SERVES TO FUEL MY RIGHTEOUS HATE!!!
It's a Terrible Day for Rain
I think that's rain anyway, close enough
On the Road to Greatness
Soon you’ll be rolling in trim!
Memories in Bits and Pieces
Memory is a funny old thing
All according to plano
(Translator’s Note; plano means “Larank Rulz” in Esperanto)
Ring around that Rosie
And many skins yelled only one word. "Larank"
Larank's a Boggle
Larank has too much time on his hands and that H-Boi ain't right
Fresh from the Fight
Full HP after beating the game? That's pretty demanding, really
Ambiguous Question Mark
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Veteran of the Bounce
What would we do with NNOOO SPPRRIIINGS? *Whistle*
IT’S RAINING MONEY!!
Whop your wad on the countah!
Murder Murdered the Cat
Watch out for that Murderous Murder!
Murder Murdered the Murder
Watch out for those crows up, in the freakin’ bird sky!
Big Brother has something in his eye
You totally SHOT those didn't you?
SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
Just like Snoopy Snoopy Dog Dog
Pimp My H-UD
Everything is gold in the future
The Unusual Suspected Individuals
Confound those EnHanced boys!! Double drat them!
NieR or FaR
NG+ doesn’t change much but it’s there and you did it like 3 times!
It’s a feature
It’s easier to make this a thing than fix it
Rating S++ Extra Good the Legend Man/wo
You beat the game really fast, so much for savouring the atmos
Massive Mass Marauding Murderface Meanie
You sure showed them!
I would follow thee across the stars a hundred times
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Fate. Destiny. Fatestiny
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UnEnHanced
Built to last, the future's in the... cast?
ALL HAIL KING OF THE LOSERS!
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